Thursday, August 24, 2006

August strikes again

Obituary

August 24, 2006, Jersey City, NJ

Died: BUNNY, Clover- Age 8, of cardiac arrest while undergoing massage therapy on the floor of the bathroom. Clover was in debilitated condition due to a prolonged battle with either cancer or a chronic urinary tract infection. At the time of her death she was also experiencing severe constipation, which sometimes responds to gentle abdominal massage.

Though perhaps best known for her critically acclaimed performance as "The Rabbit" in The Effect Of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds during its short 2004 run on 42nd Street, Clover's life in retirement proved that her sass, intelligence and philosophical outlook made her a star in any environment.

Clover died in the arms of her care-taker and friend, Cupcake, who was administering the well-intentioned but apparently fatal massage. (The case is currently under investigation, but police officials comment that there is no suspicion of foul play at this time.)

In lieu of flowers, contributions can be made to the Rabbit Society. Or you can just send happy thoughts to Clover as she hops through the Other Meadow.

She will be sorely missed.

2 Comments:

Blogger cuff said...

I'm sorry to hear about Clover. I suppose she lived a fulfilling life as star of the stage. August is nearly over.

5:52 PM  
Blogger Jill said...

Oh dear! May Clover hop happily into eternity.

10:01 PM  

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